|Keep "seat-mate" chatter to a minimum. Because nobody wants to hear your|
damn conversation but you!
Let's face it, anything more than a six hour flight can be agonizing, especially if you're wedged away in airplane
|Stewardess! Anymore of that brand X vodka!?|
|Business class can kiss my ass!|
|If he farts, will that bag inflate? And who's going untie |
his Ziploc bag when it's time to visit the loo?
The right attire to retire - Don't own a hooded sweatshirt or an eye mask? Well you can still cocoon up in airline blankets. Additionally they cover up trouble spots for example a drooling mouth, a swollen gut and the general drunk-off-plane- booze ugly face) Because using a storage bag doesn't conceal these things. So hoard a couple of blankets and get your cocoon on.
|Is that your feet or did you order the vegetarian meal|
Free your feet with caution - I once sat next to a 10, but when he took his shoes off I wanted to throw-up. I know you want your dogs to breath but no one wants to see or smell your hammer toes. If you take your shoes off and people start to clear their throats, assume the worst. Bring fresh socks that you can change into because planes are air-conditioned and your little funk buckets will freeze.
|A neck pillow can keep your head stable and your slobbering contained to your chin|
Protect yo' neck - Invest in a neck pillow it will offer your head some "roll over" real estate, and if you're in an aisle seat, it can potentially keep you from head bobbing into the aisle and being slapped in the back of the head by a passing penis. I'm jus' saying....
|I'm just waiting for your head to swing into the aisle.|
Getting the window seat in an exit row is like winning the lottery in economy class. And regular window seats are a sweet snatch. With that said, if you have a seat preference, go online the day of the flight to see if you can change your seat assignment. If all else fails grab a aisle seat. You'll have a easier time unwinding and there might be an extra seat to stretch out on.
Now sit back relax and enjoy the ride!!